This entertaining video spoofs how a breakup might go down between those all-too-aloof emo hipster types, from the ritualistic exchange of borrowed personal items (swiss army knife for cutting) to the one-upmanship of what one's new significant other can provide (hot topic shopping sprees, twilight t-shirts). Breaking up is always hard, no matter which social crowd you run in, but Emo or not, one thing remains clear: it's hard to resist a "Say Anything" moment when Fight Fair is blaring from the stereo.